From Modern Plights
Cowboy Trap
One drink. Never left.
Long road
Middle of nowhere
Shoulda just pissed and left
That cowboy bar was a trap
I said one drink, now I can’t go back
That cowboy bar was a trap
Daylight gone and my memory black
That cowboy bar was a trap
Boots on the floor, hats in my lap
That cowboy bar was a trap
Shoulda just pissed and left it at that
Highway stretch with a dying sun
Gas light blinkin’, tank near done
Neon flicker in a field of dust
Sign said “Cold Beer” — I said “Fuck it, why not? Just
Swing door creak and a jukebox cry
Smoke hang thick in the ceiling sky
Bartender nod with a crooked grin
Said, “You passin’ through? Or settlin’ in
I said, “Just stoppin’, quick restroom break
Cowboy laughed, said, “That’s a mistake
One shot bourbon, slid it down
Said, “First one’s free in this dead-ass town
That cowboy bar was a trap
One shot turned to a stack
That cowboy bar was a trap
Next thing I know, I’m off the map
That cowboy bar was a trap
Cash run thin but the vibes still slap
That cowboy bar was a trap
And I walked right into that
Sun went down, the boots came out
Steel-string twang with a drunk-ass shout
Pool table slammin’, cue balls crack
Someone yellin’, “Run that back
Cowboy clapped me hard on the spine
Said, “City boy, you drink just fine
Shots lined up like domino rows
I stopped countin’ around God knows
Wives up dancin’ on the sticky bar
Lipstick smeared like a battle scar
Men talk loud ‘bout trucks and sin
Whole damn room just suck you in
Clock hit midnight
Didn’t see it comin
Didn’t see the door lock either
Boot heels stomp in a rhythm wild
Someone cryin’, someone smilin
Cards on fire in a metal tray
Sheriff’s cousin said, “We don’t play
Neon buzz like it know my fate
Bartender wink like it’s way too late
My phone no signal, car keys gone
Cowboy say, “You ridin’ ‘til dawn
One drink? That lie got deep
Now I’m two-steppin’ in borrowed boots I keep
Day turned night, night turned blur
Dust on my jeans and a whiskey slur
That cowboy bar was a trap
Smile too wide, handshake too fast
That cowboy bar was a trap
Time disappeared like it never passed
That cowboy bar was a trap
Front door open but you ain’t leavin’ that
That cowboy bar was a trap
And I shoulda just pissed and left it at that
Morning light cut through the haze
I’m outside starin’ at open plains
Hat on my head I don’t recall buyin
Tab so high it feel like lyin
Cowboy leanin’ on the rail
Said, “See you next week without fail
Long road waitin’, engine cough
But part of me ain’t pissed off
‘Cause somewhere out in that nowhere land
There’s a bar that don’t give a damn
And if you stop just for a piss real fast
You might not leave
That cowboy bar was a trap
One drink, that’s all it took
That cowboy bar was a trap
Dusty road and a crooked hook
That cowboy bar was a trap
Next time I’m drivin’ straight past that
Oohh
…Maybe