Gym Bro

Attention members The squat rack is currently reserved For a TikTok dance routine Thank you for your patience Walked in ready just to train Tripods everywhere for “gains Ring lights glowing by the rack Guy filming curls from the back Girl doing squats take twenty-three Whole damn gym in a film degree Dude in the mirror flexing his traps Forty minutes, zero fucking reps Three bros leaning on the bench Talking crypto, smelling French Whole damn place like a TV show Nobody lifting shit, just posing though Nobody sweating, nobody trying Just a lot of posing and supplement buying Welcome to the gym where nobody trains Everybody filming fake-ass gains Tripods, selfies, lighting just right Influencers working their angles all night Welcome to the gym, move slow as hell Someone’s filming their fucking reel Weights are props and mirrors are gods Every second dude’s a fitness fraud Guy with a shaker the size of a drum Talking macros to anyone dumb Protein powder cloud in the air Looks like cocaine for the gym bro fair Trainer yelling “core!” at a guy on a ball Man looks confused like he’s at the mall Personal trainer charging a ton Client just scrolling their phone for fun Treadmills running, nobody moves Everyone posting their fitness truths Talking discipline, grind and grit Still not lifting a single damn bit Everybody preaching discipline and grind Nobody lifting in the meantime Welcome to the gym where nobody trains Everybody filming fake-ass gains Tripods, selfies, lighting just right Influencers working their angles all night Welcome to the gym, move slow as hell Someone’s filming their fucking reel Weights are props and mirrors are gods Every second dude’s a fitness fraud Somewhere in the corner a dude lifts weight Actual sweat, security’s late Staff looks shocked like they saw a crime “Sir… you’re not allowed to grind Influencers dancing near the rack Ring lights glowing in a protein stack Guy with a drone filming his squat Five-pound dumbbells that’s the lot Meanwhile grandma lifting real steel Strongest person in the deal Whole damn gym just filming shit Grandma the only one actually fit Welcome to the gym where nobody trains Everybody chasing fake-ass gains Tripods, selfies, lighting just right Influencers filming all damn night Welcome to the gym, don’t lift too fast You’ll ruin somebody’s fucking cast Alright I’m going home This place is fucking bullshit