From Modern Plights
What's That Smell
A little gift for the yacht owner.
Yeah
You invited me
Your mistake
What’s that smell
Yeah, I pissed on your yacht
What’s that smell
Right there on the spot
What’s that smell
In your captain’s chair
What’s that smell
That’s my mark right there
What’s that smell
You can’t wash that pride
What’s that smell
It’s me takin’ a leak inside
Pull up dockside, ego on display
White loafers, rosé, same cliché
Talkin’ markets, talkin’ boats
Talkin’ how you “worked” for every quote
You flex that hull like it’s divine
Like teakwood decks equal spine
Invite me in with that fake-ass grin
Whole time I’m clockin’ where I’m pissin
Marble bar and imported art
Midlife crisis, luxury start
You brag ‘bout knots and engine size
I’m countin’ steps, I’m pickin’ sides
What’s that smell
Yeah, I pissed on your yacht
What’s that smell
In that million-dollar spot
What’s that smell
Not the sea, not the dock
What’s that smell
That’s my name in a blot
You toast to deals in offshore zones
Built empires on other folks’ bones
Silver hair, sunburned grin
Thinkin’ money make you win
While you rant ‘bout return and yield
I’m wanderin’ off the polished field
Not the bathroom too polite
I’m petty as hell tonight
Captain’s deck with the leather trim
Guess who left a souvenir for him
Master suite with the velvet smell
Now it’s Eau de Go Fuck Yourself
You can bleach it
You can scrub it
Call the crew and try to dub it
But teakwood soaks what ego spills
And karma got no chill
What’s that smell
Yeah, I pissed on your yacht
What’s that smell
On the rug you bought
What’s that smell
In your “private” throne
What’s that smell
Consider it a loan
What’s that smell
What’s that smell
That’s rich-man tears
What’s that smell
Been fermentin’ for years
You float on cash, you drift on hype
But you can’t outclean that salty stripe
All that shine, all that gloss
Still can’t mask the human cost
Next time you flex that hundred-foot toy
Remember the guest you tried to employ
I sip your drink, grin like hell
Then baptise your deck with a rebel yell
Crew next mornin’, panic mode
Sniffin’ corners of the upper road
You stand confused in linen white
While I’m sleepin’ fine that night
What’s that smell
Yeah, I pissed on your yacht
What’s that smell
You invited me you forgot
What’s that smell
You can’t unring that bell
What’s that smell
Go on
You can tell
What’s that smell
What’s that smell
What’s that smell
You can tell